Wow, has it really be 9 months since my last post? I can finally give birth to that much needed review of those skin care products from my November post. So in the past 9 months, I still have all the aforementioned items since my lazy-ass chose not to use most of them on a daily or weekly or even monthly basis. However, despite not using most of the products, there was one standout product: Albion Essential Skin Conditioner. This is the one product I would actually recommend to friends and had to replenish because I used it. After seeing friends in the States, whom I haven't seen in months, I was told time and time again that my skin looked nicer and lighter. So key takeaways:

1. Most of my purchased beauty products have been a waste of money. I think I used my Clarsonic a maximum of 8 times. If we do cost per use = $100/8 and rest of the the $500 worth of stuffs I barely touched = Gina you are an idiot and because you are a Chinese you'll probably have to drag them all the way back to the US despite having people helping you bring it all the way to Beijing from the US in the first place, but thank god you used your thankyou reward points so you won't feel as bad as if you used real money despite having to spend real money to get those points in the first place, but let's not talk about that!

2. Save your money! Buy stocks or something you'll actually use and enjoy instead!

3.  BJ pollution is probably killing me anyway. No amount of beauty products will be preventing that. No Sir-reee!

Welcome to the Jungle: Asian Skincare Routines

WINTER IS COMING and my skin is dry as hell. Or as we SFer's like to say, "Hella dry." When I first moved to Beijing in April,I had all sorts of weird skin peeling/crackling on my face since I wasn't used to the dryness and/or pollution. Now that Winter's here, I want to be fully prepared.

Some people are lucky and just have Asian moms who hand them beauty products to use, like eye creams on their 18th birthday. Others like myself, must figure out this strange and obtuse world on our own. Normally, my skin is fine, with an occasional pimple or two,but I wanted to make sure I had the best plan possible, so I googled "Asian Skincare Routines" to study up. Little did I know what madness I was getting myself into and down the rabbit hole I went. After a week of stress-inducing intensive research, here is what I discovered:

• 2 main routines: 1 for daytime and 1 for nighttime 
• Approximately 5-9 steps each routine (say whaaaaaa?)
• Lack of consensus on products used (makes sense, everyone's skin is different due to genetic variations) and order of steps 
• Be prepared to spend lots o'money on stuff that may or may not work 
• Now I know why this is a billions$$$$ industry

For those of us who are visual learners, here's a diagram of the 9 main steps:

via Hope in a Blog

There are also steps like "Exfoliation" and "Face Masking" which should be 1-2 times a week, depending on who you ask. 

I had obviously been living like a caveman with my Cetaphil Cleanser and occasional Clinique eye cream routine."No longer," I told myself, "No longer. It is time to become a true Asian." 

Like my first thoughts, "WhyTF are there so many steps and WTF is each step for," you might ask. And that is why God invented Yahoo Answers (Props to user Shining Star) and Wikipedia and the Internet in general:

1. Cleansing Oil: Removes makeup, sunscreen, etc. and clears pores of dirt and bacteria. It works on the idea that there are 2 types of dirt: oil-based dirt(oil in make-up)and water-based dirt (dust and sweat). 
2. Cleansing Foam: Removes water-based dirt and any remaining residue, while deeply purifying the skin. 
3. Exfoliate: To help remove the oldest dead skin cells on the skin's outermost surface. It's been used for many years to help maintain skin and basically the purpose of any type of facial. Should only be done 1-2x a week.
4. Toner: Tightens your pores and removes dead cells and leftover residue from your cleansers. 
5. Face Masks: Used for moisturizing, exfoliating, and/or acne treatment. Should only be done 1-2x a week and not in conjunction with exfoliation.Depending on your skin type, only certain types of face masks should be used. Clay masks for oily skin, peel-off masks for dull lifeless skin, wash-off mask for dehydrated skin etc., 
6. Serum/Essence: A very light, concentrated treatment to correct skin problems. (dark spots, wrinkles, etc.) It is easily absorbed and penetrates deep into your skin. Wait 5-10 minutes AFTER applying your essence before you apply any other moisturizer.
7. Emulsion: Light moisturizer to help skin lock-in moisture before applying next steps.
8. Eye Cream and Face Cream: For moisture and anti-aging properties.  
9. Special Treatment: Dark spots, night cream, etc. to focus on those "special" spots

Note:

• 1+2 are cleansers. Hence the term, Double Cleansing.
• Step 6 and 7 can be reversed. 
• The name of products can be different in different countries (i.e. Japan calls toners "lotions" and has a special procedure in applying toner)
• Sunscreen. A big must that comes last on every list for daytime routine.
• Application is also a big deal. Apparently you're supposed to throw in a facial massage somewhere. Check out this site for more details: Hope in a Blog or Youtube videos like this for visuals: Youtube Makeup Guru Michelle Phan's Skincare Routine
• This is only a very brief summary of each step. You can google individual steps for more information.

Alright! So now you have a basic sense of what's what. Now here comes the hard part. WTF do I buy??? I thought I could just follow the list of a few highly watched Asian youtubers that focused on skincare products. I did so and produced the following:

Youtuber #1:

Skincare Shown [In order of appearance]:

Asian Youtube Girl

SK-II Facial Treatment Clear Lotion [available at Saks, Nordstrom, Neiman Marcus, etc.]

CVS Hypoallergenic Cotton Rounds

Lancome Visionnaire Skin Corrector

YSL Forever Youth Liberator SPF 15 Creme [available at Saks, Nordstrom, Neiman Marcus, etc.]

SUPER by Perricone Brightening Activator [available through the SUPER website HERE] - toner

Kiehl's Clearly Corrective Dark Spot Solution

Lancome Genifique Repair Creme

YSL Forever Youth Liberator Eye Creme

*Also Mentioned: Lancome Genifique Serum & DiorSnow D-NA Reverse Night Concentrate [both available at any department store with Lancome and Dior counters]

Affordable Skincare/Cosmetic Options:

Benefit POREfessional [in place of Visionnaire]

Kiehl's Acai Damage-Repairing Serum or High-Potency Skin Firming Concentrate [in place of the Clearly Corrective, depending on your skin's needs]

J'eune d'Age Organics Eye Creme (Anti-Oxidant Eye Moisturizer) and Facial Moisturizer (Anti-Oxidant Clarifying Face Creme) - Online Store HERE

Youtuber #2:

1. Boots No.7 Quick Thinking 4 in 1 Wipes 2. Bioré Blemish Fighting Ice Cleanser 3. Bioré Pore Unclogging Scrub: Deep Cleansing 4. SK-II Facial Treatment Essence 5. Etude House: Skin Malgem Smoother 6. KOSÉ Cosmeport: Moisture Mild White Cream 7. Kiehl's: Clearly Corrective Dark Spot Solution 8. Faceshop: Wrinkle Stop Absolute Eye Cream 9. Zapzyt 10. Nexcare Acne Gel 11. Dr.Jou Anti-Acne Cream

Youtuber #3:Philosophy Purity Cleanser -Biore Pore Unclogging Scrub - available at most drugstores. all drugstore prices vary depending The Body Shop Tea Tree Toner - Neutrogena Rapid Clear Lotion-Lush Imperialis Moisturizer-

As you can see, there is little to no consensus between these lists. The couple of items I saw on more than one list, were poorly rated on Beautypedia, which is one of the few sites that actually have references to scientific papers and studies instead of just "feelings." It's a good site that has over 45K products in reviews. However, it's not a good site if you're focused on Asian brand skin products. 

Where oh where could I possibly turn to? Where could I possibly find a site that gave legit reviews with fair prices? Armed with 50,000 Citibank Thank You points, I had to look no further than amazon.com. 

Ambi Fade Cream to help with dark spots

Pura D'or Argan Oil: Good stuff for the hair

Clarsonic Mia: to help with the cleanser process

Avene: Type of an essence

Albion Essential Skin Conditioner: Best selling toner in Japan

Cure Natural Aqua Gel: Best Selling Exfoliator in Japan

And to a few products via China's version of Amazon (www.Tmall.com and www.Taobao.com): 

Laneige Tmall site. Also a good source that teaches you the real from fake Laneige products.

Laneige (Korean Brand) Starter Water Bank Line Set

Laneige Water Bank Moisture Cream (just so I could get the cute GWP)

Free GWP set (good for traveling)

Stay tuned for the results show and I'll let you know if any of these products actually worked for me!

If none of this works and I happen to be in London and have another $500 laying around, I'd be willing to try The Organic Pharmacy, which allows you to take a DNA test to help you pick out cosmetic products to match your genetic make-up. Cause you know, testing for genetic diseases is just so 2000 and late.